A Funny Horoscope

Some people believe that you can predict what will happen to certain people who were born on specific dates.  A horoscope tells them what might happen in their future.
Make up some funny things that could possibly happen to people who have these birthdates.  Make sure that they have to do with Iqaluit.  I’ll do one for you.

Scorpio (24 October-22 November)
While ice fishing you will catch plenty of ice but no fish.  Stay away from Libras.  A Pisces just caught a big caribou and wants to share with a friend.

Here are the signs and dates of the Zodiac:
Aries (21 March-20 April)
Taurus (21 April-21 May)
Gemini (22 May-22 June)
Cancer (23 June-23 July)
Leo (24 July-23 August)
Virgo (24 August-23 September)
Libra (24 September-23 October)
Scorpio (24 October-22 November)
Sagittarius (23 November-22 December)
Capricorn (23 December-19 January)
Aquarius (20 January-19 February)
Pisces (20 February-20 March)

 

 

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